halesyeah:

The amount my hair sheds on a daily basis is actually ridiculous, I dont understand how im not bald by now




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satanictaco:

me on my way to steal your man

satanictaco:

me on my way to steal your man

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drpuellasuperdanganoffstucklock:

sparkafterdark:

daisura:

darklyspectre:

theta-wavelengths:

pansexual-atheist-time-lord:

spyduck:

busket:

chromakite:

This is a doorknob.

so you can feel like breaking someone’s wrist every time you enter your home

I just want a hand to put my genitals in that isn’t my own.

There are, apparently, THREE types of people…

no, four types, including the unoriginal dork who says “there are x kinds of people”

Now there are 5 types, including the new wave of people who hate on the “there are x kinds of people” people.

There are y kinds of there are x kinds of people people

I give you a hamburger

No it says “lettuce” 

drpuellasuperdanganoffstucklock:

sparkafterdark:

daisura:

darklyspectre:

theta-wavelengths:

pansexual-atheist-time-lord:

spyduck:

busket:

chromakite:

This is a doorknob.

so you can feel like breaking someone’s wrist every time you enter your home

I just want a hand to put my genitals in that isn’t my own.

There are, apparently, THREE types of people…

no, four types, including the unoriginal dork who says “there are x kinds of people”

Now there are 5 types, including the new wave of people who hate on the “there are x kinds of people” people.

There are y kinds of there are x kinds of people people

I give you a hamburger

No it says “lettuce”