The amount my hair sheds on a daily basis is actually ridiculous, I dont understand how im not bald by now
drpuellasuperdanganoffstucklock:
This is a doorknob.
so you can feel like breaking someone’s wrist every time you enter your home
I just want a hand to put my genitals in that isn’t my own.
There are, apparently, THREE types of people…
no, four types, including the unoriginal dork who says “there are x kinds of people”
Now there are 5 types, including the new wave of people who hate on the “there are x kinds of people” people.
There are y kinds of there are x kinds of people people
I give you a hamburger
No it says “lettuce”
